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Biblical Readings to Avoid at Weddings

Every minister has his or her own personality, which is
reflected in the content and presentation of the ceremony.
Various translations of the Bible have passages which,
while on topic, are unsuitable for weddings.
 
I will use any of these verses if you absolutely insist.
I will charge you triple the usual fee to do so,
because I absolutely insist.
 

I DESERVE THIS!

1Samuel 18:25 -
Then Saul replied, "Say this to David: 'The king desires no other bride-price except 100 Philistine foreskins, to take revenge on his enemies. ' "
 
Song of Solomon 4:10 -
How delightful your love is, my sister, my bride.Your love is much better than wine, and the fragrance of your perfume than any balsam. 
 
Isiah  62:5 -
For as a young man marries a virgin,
so your sons will marry you;
 
Jeremiah 2:32 -
Can a young woman forget her jewelry
or a bride her wedding sash?
Yet My people have forgotten Me
for countless days. 
 
Jeremiah 7:34 -
I will remove from the cities of Judah and the streets of Jerusalem the sound of joy and gladness and the voices of the bridegroom and the bride, for the land will become a desolate waste.
 
Exodus 21:10 -
If he takes another wife, he shall not diminish her food, her clothing, and her marriage rights. 
 
Ezra 9:14 -
…should we again break Your commandments, and join in marriage with the people committing these abominations? Would You not be angry with us until You had consumed us, so that there would be no remnant or survivor?
 
Luke 17:27 -
They ate, they drank, they married wives, they were given in marriage, until the day that Noah entered the ark, and the flood came and destroyed them all. 
 
Matthew  22:9 -
Therefore go into the highways, and as many as you find, invite to the wedding.' 
 
John 3:29 -
…he who is having the bride is bridegroom, and the friend of the bridegroom…
 
Genesis 29:27 -
Let the week of the bride-feast come to its end and then we will give you the other in addition, if you will be my servant for another seven years. 
 
Genesis 3:17 -
To Adam he said, "Because you listened to what your wife said and ate from the tree about which I gave you the order, 'You are not to eat from it,' the ground is cursed on your account; you will work hard to eat from it as long as you live. 
 
Genesis 30:20 -
And she said, God has given me a good bride-price; now at last will I have my husband living with me, for I have given him six sons…
 
Genesis 49:4 -
But because you were uncontrolled, the first place will not be yours; for you went up to your father's bed, even his bride-bed, and made it unclean.
 
Judges 14:18 -
Then on the seventh day, before he went into the bride's room, the men of the town said to him, What is sweeter than honey? and what is stronger than a lion? And he said to them, If you had not been ploughing with my cow you would not have got the answer to my question.
 
Song of Solomon 5:1 –
Friends Eat, friends!
Drink, yes, drink  abundantly, ...
 
Joel 2:16 -
Gather the people. Sanctify the assembly. Assemble the Zakenim. Gather the children, and those who suck the breasts. Let the bridegroom go forth from his room, And the bride out of her chamber. 
 
Revelations  21:9 -
One of the seven angels who had the seven bowls, who were laden with the seven last plagues came, and he spoke with me, saying, "Come here. I will show you the wife…
 
Song of Solomon  4:11 -
Your lips drip honey, my bride. Honey and milk are under your tongue. The fragrance of your clothing is like the fragrance of Lebanon.
 
Exodus  22:17 -
But if her father refuses to allow his daughter to marry him, the man must still give the usual payment for a bride who has never had sexual relations. 
 
Isiah  62:4 -
And your land will belong to him as a bride belongs to her husband. 
 
Exedous22:16 -
"If a man seduces a virgin who is not engaged to be married and sleeps with her, he must pay the bride-price for her to be his wife. 
 
Genesis 12:11-12
When he came close to Egypt and was about to enter, he said to Sarai his wife, "Here now, I know that you are a good-looking woman; so that when the Egyptians see you, they will say, 'This is his wife,' and kill me but keep you alive.

 

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